Santa's Super Spreader Sleigh
by Alec Gross
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"Dad? Santa is really old, right?
"Yes, son."
"Will he get the vaccine?"
#vaccinatesanta Don't delay!
"Yes, son."
"Will he get the vaccine?"
#vaccinatesanta Don't delay!
lyrics
You know Pfizer, Moderna
Merck, Astrazenica
Johnson & Johnson, BioNTech
Sanofi and Novavax
But don’t leave behind
GlaxoSmithKline...
Wonderful news this holiday season
You want to celebrate, well here’s a great reason
There’s a vaccine on the way
At least three as of today!
They’re making up doses and checking them twice
For the first responders, out on the front lines
But guess who needs it right away
Vaccinate santa, don’t delay!
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
He’s got more than gifts this year to give away
Underneath the tree
He’s gift-wrapped the disease
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
The north pole is like a petri dish
It’s exactly what any novel virus would wish for
Elves huddled inside
Sweatshop conditions you can’t hide
He’ll be coming down chimneys across the globe
Spreading Christmas joy and his viral load
Struggling for breath
Like there’s a reindeer on his chest
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
He’s got more than gifts this year to give away
It’s worse than we all feared
No mask will fit over his beard
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
But you don’t believe in Santa Claus
[you dont believe in, no you don’t believe in]
Like you don’t believe in stay at home laws
[you dont believe in, no you don’t believe in]
You thought that Santa was a deep state joke
Now tell me, friend, what’s the hoax?
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
He’s got more than gifts this year to give away
With every Ho, Ho, Ho
Another grandparent will go go go
Santa’s super spreader
Santa’s Covid-vendetta
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
Merck, Astrazenica
Johnson & Johnson, BioNTech
Sanofi and Novavax
But don’t leave behind
GlaxoSmithKline...
Wonderful news this holiday season
You want to celebrate, well here’s a great reason
There’s a vaccine on the way
At least three as of today!
They’re making up doses and checking them twice
For the first responders, out on the front lines
But guess who needs it right away
Vaccinate santa, don’t delay!
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
He’s got more than gifts this year to give away
Underneath the tree
He’s gift-wrapped the disease
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
The north pole is like a petri dish
It’s exactly what any novel virus would wish for
Elves huddled inside
Sweatshop conditions you can’t hide
He’ll be coming down chimneys across the globe
Spreading Christmas joy and his viral load
Struggling for breath
Like there’s a reindeer on his chest
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
He’s got more than gifts this year to give away
It’s worse than we all feared
No mask will fit over his beard
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
But you don’t believe in Santa Claus
[you dont believe in, no you don’t believe in]
Like you don’t believe in stay at home laws
[you dont believe in, no you don’t believe in]
You thought that Santa was a deep state joke
Now tell me, friend, what’s the hoax?
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
He’s got more than gifts this year to give away
With every Ho, Ho, Ho
Another grandparent will go go go
Santa’s super spreader
Santa’s Covid-vendetta
Santa’s super spreader sleigh
credits
released December 14, 2020
Written by Alec Gross
Alec Gross: vocals, guitars
Andrew Whitbeck: keys, upright bass, lead guitar
Mixed by Anthony Barro
Artwork by Anna Azarov (www.annaazarov.com)
Written by Alec Gross
Alec Gross: vocals, guitars
Andrew Whitbeck: keys, upright bass, lead guitar
Mixed by Anthony Barro
Artwork by Anna Azarov (www.annaazarov.com)
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Alec Gross New York, New York
Alec Gross is an LA-based singer songwriter
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Dec 2020 -
May 2013 -
Aug 2011
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